Sardar:
Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar: Abey!
Hawaai Jahaaz Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha...
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Sadar Ko Dost Ne
Khane Pe Bulaya
Ghar Pe Tala Laga Tha
0r Likha Tha
Bewakuf Banaya
Sadar Ne Hoshyari
Dikhai
Neche Likh Diya
Hum Yahan Aaye Hi Nahi They.
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Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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two sardar jungle me, Samne sher a gaya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne laga.
2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai.
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