2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.
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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad