1.
Who ik dost jo pyara sa lagta hain,
Bahut pass hai dil k phir bhi juda sa lagta hain,
Bahut dino se aaya nahi koi paigam uska,
Shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hain
2.
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!
3.
Bandh lein hath pe, seenay pe saja lein tum ko
Jee mein aata hai k taweez bana lein tum ko
Phir tumhein roz sanwarein tumhein barhta dekhein
Q na aangan mein chambeli sa laga lein tum ko
Jese baalon mein koi phool chuna karta hai
Ghar k guldan mein phoolon sa saja lein tum ko
Kiya ajab khuwahishein Uthti hain hamarey dil mein
Kar k munna sa hawaon mein uchha lein tum ko
Is qadar toot k tum pe hamein piyar aata hai
Apni banhon mein bharein maar hi daalein tum ko
Hai tumharey liye kuch aisi aqeedat dil mein
Apney hathon mein duaon sa utha lein tum ko
Jaan dene ki ijzat bhi nahi dete ho...
Verna mar jaein abhi, mar k mana lein tum ko!!
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4.
Teri yaad main aansoon ka samandar bana liya,
Tanhai k sehar main apna ghar bana liya,
Suna hai log pujtay hain patthar ko,
Isi liye dil apna patthar bana liya.
5.
Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
Ho jaye jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho?
6.
Baat aisi ho ka jazbaat kam na hon
khayalaat aise hon jis mai gham na hon
dil ke kone mai bus itni si jaga rakhna
ke khali khali sa lage jub hum na hon
7.
IK larka ik larki ke saath dekha gaya
second day kisi aur larki ke saath dekha gaya
third day kisi aur larki ke saath dekha gaya
MORAL,,,,
larkiyaan badalti hai larke nahi badalte
8.
In French: "Bon jour"
In Spanish: "Te Quiro"
In Italian " Teamo"
In Yugoslav "Volim Te"
In English "Good Morning"
In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"**
9.
WIFE,,,, mai mar jaaon gi
HUSBAND,,,,,, mai bhi mar jaoon ga
WIFE,,,,, kyoon ?
HUSBAND,,,, mujh se itni khushi bardaasht nahi ho gi
10.
1+1 = 3
kaise hua
socho yaar
socho socho
ghalati se hua aur kaise
11.
Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was taking time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa
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12.
Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,
Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho,
Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai,
Saamne Khare Ho, Aur SEENG HILA RAHE HO!!
Happy BAKRA EID
13.
a sardar on cycle accidentaly hits a
lady :
lady: break nahi maar sakte
sardar: break ka kiya hai poori cycle jo maar di
14.
Chandi ke diwaar na todi
Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya
Kuch paiso ki liyeh
ZaaLeem!!
Tumne sms karna Chodiyah
15.
Asman par jitne sitare hai
(wah wah)
Ankho me jitne ishare hai
(wah wah)
SAmandar ke jitne kinare hai
(wah wah)
utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai
( ab karo wah wah)
16.
mujhy sms karo or pao bumper prize
19 inch tv ka diba
dubai jany waly jahaz ko ta ta karney ka muqa
10 lakh wali car ka photo
aik dinner wo b ap k ghar
time bata do
17.
read this vazifa 100 time on every friday.
standing at the door of masjid
inshaalla u will b rich within few weeks
vazifa is allah k naam pe de de baba
18.
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ye fishes meri dosti k nishani hain
ise sambal k rakhna or ye mar na jae
isliy mobile pani me dal k rakhna
19.
thapar marne par naraz wife se sohar bola
admi usay marta ha jise pyar
kare hain wife ne husband ko 2 thapr mare
boli ap kya samjte hi k
main apse pyar nai karti
20.
in this cruel world its very difficult to find afriend with
beautiful heart
pure feelings
attractive personality &stylish looks
so
qadr karo meri!!!
21.
poltry farm owner ne tamam murghion e kha agr tum sb ne 2,2 anday
na diy tu main tum ko dana nai don ga
agli subah us ne dykha sub ne 2 andy diy
,magr ik murghi se usy aik anda mila owner
tum ne ik anda keun dia usy jwab mila jnab ye b ap k dar se diya
hai waisy main to murgha hon!!
22.
Earth wants water
, Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!
23.
Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar,
Coffee W/o milk,
Bread W/o butter,
Salad W/o onion,
Candy W/o cream,
Chicken W/o spice,
Icecream W/o ice,
ME W/o U!
24.
Keep the lamp of friendship burning
with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east
and sets in west but friendship rises in
heart and sets after death.
do remember ur friends..
25.
prayer is a free outgoing call to God, no net work or bettery problems,
always good signals and all sms sent,..
Make prayer a habit and remember me in ur prayers
26.
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,
Search for love and you shall find God,
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!
27.
Nobody Likes You
Nobody Cares For You
Nobody Misses You
Nobody Wants To See You Good
Nobody Is Your Best Friend
Nobody Is Happy With You
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Don’t Cry
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My Name Is NOBODY.
28.
Kari Jao
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Kari Jao
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Kari Jao
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Kari Jao
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Besharmoun Ki Tareh
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!!
29.
Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,
parindon ki aawaj ho,
hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,
us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world??? i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling…Good Morning….
Subject: MY SMS COLLECTION 
Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:05 am
