Great Funny SMS Collection

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-Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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Mere jasa ladka ko kya chahia?1Ladki jo pyar de,1 Ladki jo acha khana banay..
1 ladki jo khedmat kara.. Aur asa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na payien

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Remember me every day, every moment warna......
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32
ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
heheheheh

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***GOOD WORK.Kal hum ABC yaad keraingain**


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1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2007's Girls: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..

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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

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Main train main betha tha maine ek lerki dekhi aankhon se aankhan milin maine os
ko dekha os ne mujh ko dekha os ne mujh se bola"ALLAH KE NAAM PER DEDAY BABA


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Vo kaun hai?
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Jo ISHQ me hai?
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Jo MANN me hai?
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Jo DIL me hai?
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magar DHADKAN me nahi?

zyada socho mat jan

Vo hai 'AMIR KHAN'

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Oh Menu Dekhi jaandi c
Main Ohnu Vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu Dekhi jaandi c
Main ohnu Vekhi jaanda c..
Na paper Mainnu aanda c
na paper ohnu aanda c.

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uff....aaaaahhh....ooohhh....ahhhhh....mmmm....ooo..lala...aahhh...karo ab...
karo na...karo b,ab oor intzar nai hota ek acha sa sms karo..plz

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